Me: I was seeing if there was an actual professional businesswomen's group or something, in which case I might try to join.
Greg: There is. Linda is in it, I think.
Me: Oh. What is it called?
Greg: I don't know.
Greg: Phoenix Institute of Managerial Professionals for women, a.k.a. PIMP for women. It was either that or Phoenix Organization of Office Professionals for women, a.k.a. POOP for women.
Me: You = ghetto.
